Joke thread

Discussion in 'The Cocktail Lounge' started by mmmaske, May 20, 2014.

  1. Gelsemium

    Gelsemium Senior Investor

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    Haha, LOL, so the poor strudel made him talk? :D Germans are like that, it's a fact! :D
     
  2. wulfman

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    thanks JR. I know a lot of them. Nothing against Polish people obviously. They just were rampant in my high school. :)

    Why did the Polish guy think his wife was going to murder him ?

    Because on her desk he found a bottle of "Polish Remover"
     
  3. Peninha

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    Haha, so Polish are like the Alentejanos here in my country, we have a lot of jokes on them.

    Great one on the German kid Strykstar! :cool:
     
  4. Moneyinthebank

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    Why do economists make bad architects?

    The always put their ceilings on bottom and their floors on top!
     
  5. TheRealChris

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    The spanish word of the day is: Wheelchair

    There's only one donut left so wheelchair. :eek:
     
  6. JR Ewing

    JR Ewing Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Lots of coonass and aggie jokes in my neck of the woods. :D

     
  7. Casper

    Casper Well-Known Member

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  8. Peninha

    Peninha Senior Investor

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    lol, those ducks really are well behaved, never seen nothing like that! :D
     
  9. joebel

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    Man that really quacked me up!


    ...Ok I'm sorry for that one
     
  10. JoshD1990

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    A neutron walks into a bar.

    The bartender says, "Hey, how are you?"

    "Neutral."
     

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