Once a roman walks into a bar. He raises up two fingers and says "five beers please..!!". I don't know about you, but it's funny to me.
Okay,here's a good one: Interview with a successful businessman: Question: Who sell the products cheaper – a manufacturer or a distributor? Answer: The storehouse guard.
Lol!! I definitely understand what this joke is talking about. Internet Explorer gets on my nerves!! I can't stand it. I only use it if I have to for work. Other than that, I think I'll pass. hahaha
Since the FIFA World Cup is a very hot topic at the moment, a joke about the upcoming finale: A man takes his seat at a FIFA World Cup Final He looks to his left and notices that there is a spare seat between himself & the next guy. MAN: "who would ever miss the FIFA world cup final?" GUY: "that was my wife's seat. We have been to the last five world cup finals together, but sadly she passed away." MAN: "oh... that's terrible, and very sweet of you to have her here symbolically by having a vacant seat .. ..but these are expensive tickets; couldn't you have brought another family member, friend or someone else with you?" GUY: "No...they are all currently at her funeral!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I lost money on my investment and I'm using humour as a coping mechanism.
