A pastor married an uneducated jealous woman. One day that woman was in the kitchen cooking when she overheard him praying in the living room saying "thank you lord for bringing joy, mercy and grace in my life" she ran quickly with a pan and hit him on the head saying "I knew you were a player and pastor you've just prayed for your girlfriends. You think I didn't hear you?" Who the hell is Joy, Mercy and Grace???
Hehehe, funny one martinez, at least it's good that he wasn't asking for forgiveness for having been feeling randy lately or that could have gone even worse
If life gives you melons.....you might be dyslexic. A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight." As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!". lol
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I just found this so funny.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhkdIZqZ5A0 And this one is unbelievable... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDoTeN5UAQ0 Make sure you watch til the end lol...
The market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they’re smart. We succeeded in turning around the business … just in the wrong direction.
