Joke thread

Discussion in 'The Cocktail Lounge' started by mmmaske, May 20, 2014.

  1. Casper

    Casper Well-Known Member

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    Lol. I love cheesy jokes. And just for that, here is another :)

    What cheese would you use to hide a horse?




    Mascarpone!!!
     
  2. Strykstar

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    I just love seeing a nacho cheese joke referred to as "cheesy" and "corny", that's hilarious in itself! :D
     
  3. Peninha

    Peninha Senior Investor

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    LOL, that's a semantic joke, I am not a native, took me a while to get there... :D
     
  4. wulfman

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    why was the blonde chick staring at the orange juice container ?



    because the container said CONCENTRATE
     
  5. wulfman

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    What do you do when a Polish guy throws a grenade at you?

    Pull the pin and throw it back .
     
  6. JorjSimeonov

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    *Dark Humor Warning*
    Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
     
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  7. JR Ewing

    JR Ewing Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Those are good, Wulfman. :D
     
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  9. Gelsemium

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    So the Polish guys are not so clever is that it? :D I don't know that many Polish people... :)
     
  10. Strykstar

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    A British couple decided to adopt a German baby. They raised him for years, however they began to get worried because he never spoke, and they believed that he was mentally handicapped, going as far as to take him to therapy, which was fruitless. Then, when the child was 8 years old, he had a Strudle, and said "It is a little tepid."
    His parents, of course shocked that he was suddenly speaking, asked: "Wolfgang, why have you never spoken before?", to which the child replied: "Up until now, everything had been satisfactory.
     
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